“Well, I’d rather be a pirate on Scabb… Than a scab on a pirate. And if you’ll listen to me gab, I’ll tell you why I admire it.
Oh, the people aren’t too friendly, And the weather’s not the best. The lodging’s too expensive, And Largo’s quite a pest.
But the thing I like about Scabb Is what it hasn’t got: No mayor or police force And no jail in which to rot.”